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29/09/2016

Don't eat high sec yellow snow

It comes without saying that yellow snow is not to be eaten, there are many ways, that yellow snow might kick your ass if you are not careful enough.
So what do I mean when I say "yellow snow"? Contrary to the common belief it is not the famous John Snow with a yellow fever. I speak of the devil, usually in disguise who has this yellow thing around him, you got it, he is a fucking suspect.
So why do I say you should not eat yellow snow? I mean EVE uni wiki says the following on the matter: "Hunting Criminally flagged pilots (who may be suspect or criminal flagged, it doesn't matter) in high security space can be a fun and safe way of learning and practising a lot of the skills that you will need to use in other forms of PvP."
What a priceless definition.
What do they (not really) forget to mention is, nowadays, when flashing noobs are scarce goods more often than an idiot being a suspsect, it is usually a smart idiot trying to bait you into bad things, like dying.

So what should you watch out for? EVERYTHING. Also killboard check helps.
So be patient and it you can not instapop a flashing pod and gtfo, then you better check.

If it is a flashing Yacht on a gate, you might think... muhehe, no station game threat here, am I rite?
Wrong! Did you know that there is a fleet on the other side ready to: rep it, drop a vindi for reshiping and other stuff like off grid links and other sorts of wild faggotry? Well now you do, good for you.
I fell for this myself, I am a fucking retard, but I was bored, and damn that first couple moments gave me chills.... shooting a silly ship but SOLO, cause solo pvp (read player vs people), best pvp since nobody's gonna wipe your ass if you fuck up, and that's the thrill, but back on the topic. You find yourself shooting a "safe-ish ship to shoot" and suddenly it turns into a vindi.
Well fuck you, you're dead, unless you were ultra skilled ninja who knew..., then good luck breaking those remote reps.

Same goes for station games, and whateverogames, usually, the rules are the same, you are outnumbered at least 2 - 4 to 1, even though you can only shoot one ship, there is a machariel to bump you, an osprey to "even the odds" and also a ship that will shoot the other ship to make it look like it you can engage safely and whore on a kill, if it looks good to you, it is a good, a good scam, a great bait, and it will probably fuck you up.

So what happens in station games?
Well your formidabble "evenly matched" enemy will reship to a bhaalgorn and wreck your ass. Oh you reshipped too? Now who has more logi on field?
Who subbed more alts?
Who is the bigger faggit?
Oh it wasn't you, well fuck you again.

Someone is shooting your MTU, well can you alpha him? Oh you can, good, he will warp in a shiny and fuck you up again.
Someone is looting your wrecks in a pve site, well now you are dead again.

And for the love of all that is holy, restrain yourself from the use of smartbombs in high sec space. That is just asking for trouble.

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